February 2011
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THE OSCARS ARE TRYING TO KILL ME!!!1!!11!!!!!!!
This opening is great. Oh my God, I wish Morgan Freeman narrated all of my dreams.
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These are my dogs (and my leg), Fred and Jade. They are currently taking up most of the space on my bed and snoring. Loudly. They wake me up every morning by either a) barking out my window, b) whining in my ear, c) jumping on top of me, d) pawing endlessly at my face, or e) a combination of all of those things. They spend all day asleep, except for when they’re barking and/or begging for...
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My throat hurts a ton, I’m hungry, and reading/thinking about the much larger issues that are going on worldwide right now is incredibly heartbreaking. I’m listening to Johnny Cash as a coping method. Is that weird?
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wingspans:
I don’t mean to get all first-world, but there is something so heart-stopping, so awe-inspiring about revolution that I feel you have to be a robot to not feel anything about what’s going on in Libya and Bahrain, and what’s happened in Egypt and Tunisia. It’s a bloody and terrible moment in history, when a people decides that they cannot and will not stand for oppression any longer...
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So, yesterday afternoon I was outside (shocker!) with my niece, leaning against my car in the driveway, basking in the glory of my parking skills.
Clear evidence of my masterful parking, mere inches from the edge of the driveway, leaving more than sufficient room for my mother to back around me into the garage.
And then this happened.
Uh, I’m sorry, but what? Why is my car now...
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What's Happening in Bahrain: Explained | Mother... →
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What's Happening in Libya Explained →
wallacefennel-:
Read this. Take a second to stop looking at all the pretty pictures on your dash or reblogging all of the fun memes and read about what is happening. Just read it. People need to know what is happening before they can help, and the more people that know the better. There could be something you could do, or there could be something someone you know could do. Maybe one of your...
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Things I have eaten in the past 24 hours
3 red velvet cupcakes
A heart shaped lollipop
A yogurt pretzel
A thin mint cookie
Tiramisu gelato
And some Ramen to feel relatively healthy…
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Being around other humans is exhausting.
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ramou:
“Abstinence works,” said Governor Perry during a televised interview with Evan Smith of The Texas Tribune.
“But we have the third highest teen pregnancy rate among all states in the country,” Smith responded.
“It works,” insisted Perry.
“Can you give me a statistic suggesting it works?” asked Smith.
“I’m just...
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I’m not entirely clear on social boundaries/appropriateness/whatnot so I end up keeping a lot of my thoughts and opinions to myself, which sucks, because I’d really like to share things/have discussions/get answers, but I’m really conscious of my social awkwardness and other people’s feelings and the last thing I want to do is unintentionally offend someone (intentionally...
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Just spent a good half hour or so trying to get my laptop to type what I was saying.
It seems to understand me the best when I speak in a strong Southern drawl…
THIS DOES NOT MAKE ANY SENSE.
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Justin Timberlake Denies Glee The Use Of His Music...
cheapandjuicy:
monkeyknifefight | fogandpearls | monkeyknifefight | jesusplayingolf | echolls-
The only good contribution he will ever make to humanity
Excuuuuuuuse me.
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I want an Italian sandwich from Amato’s so freaking badly right now. Why am I not in Maine? Why am I all the way in Texas? It is actually kind of painful how much I want one. Ugh. If someone could express mail me one, that’d be absolutely terrific, and I would love you forever, mostly unconditionally.
A kitten for your time.
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Sometimes I pretend I have a life and do things like go out, and eat, and frolic around public establishments, and creep on cars in the lane next to me.
Sometimes I am like a normal teenager.
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And then I come home and listen to music from the Prince of Egypt repeatedly and the dream collapses.
Clearly a winner.
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I just made the most embarrassing sound when I saw the weather map.
MY EXCITEMENT IS TANGIBLE. I CAN SEE SLEET ON MY CAR.
I HAVE MISSED YOU SO MUCH, SNOW~
I got this firsthand account of the situation in...
brittadictarnold:
————— Forwarded message ————— From: Date: 2 February 2011 20:56 Subject: I am safe, but Cairo is burning
“Mubarak and the other criminals in our government have chosen to incite chaos and shed blood rather than relinquish their 30-year-old dictatorship. They are letting my city burn and they are tearing apart our country…Please tell your governments, your friends,...
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I really want chips and salsa. I could go out and get some, but it’s 28 degrees outside, and I am lazy.
So, I guess I’ll just stay here like,
except minus the whole sleeves part. Idohavesomedignitymaybepossiblysometimes.