February 2011
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I am the least threatening person, appearance-wise, that I have ever seen. My eyes are too big, my dimples are too prominent, and my face is too round-ish to ever be scary. I could not intimidate a fawn, an earthworm, or any other animal, regardless of their sight capacity. I could never make it in an “aggressive” line of work. People would always mistake me for a child and...
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January 2011
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That moment where you forget what words mean.
I should humor my brain and go to sleep now.
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summerskinandteeth asked: I like how you're following Fuck Yeah Texas AND Fuck Yes Texas. Stellar job.
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I hate Facebook with a burning passion.
The last thing I want to see is a dead deer fetus, thank you very much. I also do not want to see people commenting about how awesome it is that you dug this fetus out of a doe that you shot and killed this morning, which I’m not even sure is entirely legal because I do not follow hunting regulations, and you are not even someone I know and ugh. I hate Facebook, really. And stupid people.
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?
If tumblr keeps logging me out, I am going to be forced to kill it with fire. Ugh.
I just misread buying as burying…
